Imperial Correspondence Office
Grand replies to modern spam.
Three ages of correspondence
Turn unwanted recruiter emails, texts, and LinkedIn messages into original, ready-to-copy replies while keeping your actual meaning intact.
- Victorian explorer: a polite, grandiose expedition dispatch for the first unwanted contact.
- Shakespearean court: theatrical indignation when the sender returns after your refusal.
- Beowulf-inspired finality: heroic modern English and a clear final boundary for continued persistence.
How to use it
Paste the message and say what you want to communicate. Include earlier replies if the sender has returned. The plugin tracks each correspondent within the current conversation, without assuming a draft was sent.
Try: “Decline this recruiter message in Victorian explorer style.” Or: “They contacted me again after my refusal. Give me a Shakespearean response.” Use “reset” for a new start, “telegram” for brevity, or “professionally safe” for restrained humor.
What it does
The plugin supplies drafting instructions inside ChatGPT or Codex. It preserves facts you provide, reduces mockery for thoughtful outreach, and directs humor toward the situation rather than personal characteristics. Suspected phishing defaults to avoiding engagement; an explicitly requested refusal stays brief.
Access
The current development plugin is private. A public installation link will be added after the release is published. This page does not imply public access is already available.
Privacy and support
This skills-only plugin has no inbox connection, external server, automatic sending, or separate contact database. IFCG does not receive your pasted messages through the plugin. The host platform processes conversations under its own policies. Avoid pasting passwords, verification codes, or confidential personal records.
If you send an inquiry through this website, the website’s privacy notice applies. For help, use the contact form and select Tool support.
Use responsibly
Review every draft before sending. Historical flourishes are literary devices, not factual claims. Do not use the plugin to threaten, harass, impersonate, or make unsupported accusations. See the terms.